A) Mourn that expat Gayniel is moving back to Sweden. What is he thinking? Sweden has no burritos, no 40s, no fixies, and you can't even shoot fully automatic assault rifles for fun there. What kind of country is that? All they're good for is expensive watches, banking and swiss knifes... No wait, that's Switzerland. So come back when you're done with Ace of Base, Bjorn Borg, and the penguins, ok?

B) Prime Peter in his quest for sweetness and million of dollars in poker price money.

C) Melt. The highest temperature ever measured in Vegas is 118F. It was 115F when we were there. Close to the record. It was so hot that jumping into the pool was out of the question. We had to stay in side. It was so hot that the density altitude didn't allow for a safe take off. The plane had to taxi for 3 hours in search of a headwind strong enough.

They should do WSOP outdoors next year. That would make the winner's $10M payday seem more appropriate.